The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from 15 to 21 August
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
Motorists this week decided to unite against traffic police officers. Indeed, as long as you can wave the wands, it would be better if they got down to business and dispersed the annoying pedestrians. Why do we need these pedestrians at all - they walk and walk, why can't they sit at home? True, then you would have to remove zebras from everywhere, and redo the traffic lights - a lot of trouble, it's better to endure. But the old women in these days of August began to gradually slow down, probably worn out over the summer. So, one or two grandmothers will vote on the highway - stop, you will not regret, because the grandmothers will pay with eggplants and fresh potatoes.
Auto horoscope from 15 to 21 August
Aries
Aries, this week you will have no equal on the road - you are just a driving genius! But other drivers will shake their nerves a lot - there will be a feeling that solid color-blind people have sat behind the wheel. And the motorcyclists seemed to have gone crazy, just the other day they were giving away Java for free to everyone. But you are aces, so there is nothing to worry about. Wipe your mirrors, put your favorite dog in the back seat and go ahead - conquer the next track. By the way, the dog will come in handy in traffic jams - this is not a reason to make an acquaintance with a beautiful lady (girls love dogs). Well, if you yourself are a lady driver, then the doggie will drive away annoying suitors.
Taurus
Taurus, if you prefer to listen to the sound of the engine, and all sorts of auto radio songs make you sad, then you are a real driver. The machine will hum, adjusting to your mood, because it understands you even better than your beloved half. Pamper your iron friend - it does not interfere with updating the interior, you can also fight overheating, the main thing is not to freeze while driving. By the way, if you are no longer satisfied with the quality of gasoline, is it time to change the gas station? The guys are wise, oh they are wise, it’s good if the gasoline has not yet begun to be diluted with water. In general, this week is a good idea to get a funny travel companion - call your already unemployed friend.
Twins
Gemini, remember that, despite the struggle with careless drivers, many still buy a license and get behind the wheel with peace of mind. Do not try to catch up and punish the cheerful reckless drivers - let them fly along the tracks, they still cannot avoid meeting the guys in uniform. By the way, it's time to think about a new typewriter with a roomy trunk - this week your buddies seem to have conspired to move back and forth and transport their countless bundles and parcels. If you cannot afford a Ford Mondeo yet, then advise your friends to hire a cargo gazelle, while you yourself ride in your favorite car and enjoy the loneliness.
Crayfish
Cancers, this week it will seem to you that the shooting of a modern video for the song: Cars, cars has begun on the streets of your city. You have never seen such a cluster of cars in your life, and of all stripes - from Oka to Mercedes. And traffic police officers will amaze you at all, only as they have a competition for the most polite employee of the week. The guys in uniform will ask about their health, and they will ask about the kids, they will also tell a joke so that you are not bored of being in a traffic jam. In general, the stars advise using public transport - trams are definitely not afraid of traffic jams, they will ram if they get too nervous, or get out of schedule.
A lion
Lions, learn to growl from your car - this week some drivers will only understand this speech. Or you can even go to China or Japan and buy a bicycle equipped with an electric motor from advanced guys at a reasonable price (they are fine with this business). And ideally, leave a couple of hours earlier in the morning, and a couple of hours later in the evening - and you will not be afraid of a single traffic jam. True, the household will be unhappy, but even here there is a way out - let them send a personal helicopter for you. Although everything goes to the fact that soon there will be no overcrowding in the sky, and there will be patrolmen hanging out on parachutes every now and then.
Virgo
Virgo, this week in Russia there will be not two troubles, as everyone is used to, but as many as three - unpredictable weather will be added to fools and roads. One rainfall will cause panic among the city governors, a light breeze will be regarded as a terrible hurricane, and road workers will crowd the streets of the city. Where there are road workers, there are onlookers, where there are onlookers, there are traffic police officers, and so on according to the list. In general, make your way along the balcony to your faithful friend to the bike - there you have to do it for five minutes, align the steering wheel and pump up the wheels. And your favorite car will even say thank you if you put it in the garage for a few days - by the way, there will be a reason to sit there with your friends, drinking fresh beer and weed jokes.
Scales
Libra, somewhere in faraway China they come up with new buses on stilts, but while they limp to us, we will have time to reread all the classics in traffic jams and count all the crows sitting on the nearest rooftops. Eh, I could think of legs for my car, or get into the Black Lightning and fly over the city, catching bandits and helping the unfortunate. But while this is far from it, go to the car wash - your friend is dusty on these hot August days. In addition, the stars promise a meeting with an interesting person, but motorists judge each other precisely by the state of the car. But do not forget about yourself - you must be in harmony with your typewriter.
Scorpion
Scorpios, you cannot even live a day without your favorite car, and this week you are ready to settle in the garage with your "iron friend". So, it's time to think about buying a camper. After all, in American films in these vans everything is arranged so well - live, I don't want to. But we are not in America, and the family, perhaps, will not understand. You do not have to turn off the headlights of your iron horse at night, so that he is not afraid. True, there is a chance to attract hijackers here - they are not sentimental guys and will not stand on ceremony. So it is better not to deviate from the rules, the machine will not be offended and will perfectly spend the night on alarms and in pitch darkness.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, the week promises to be good. Your road angels will race ahead of you in invisible cars and clear your way from traffic jams. Not a single patrol car, not a single careless driver - drive to your health! If you decide to go out of town, it is better to listen to the weather forecasters - your machine may not like meeting puddles. Although, maybe your four-legged iron friend only wants to stand in the water and get wet as it should. By the way, how long have you been doing a good cleaning for him? And if you get stuck, it's not a big deal - the stars this week see a meeting with a sensitive driver, who has both a cable and a bottle of cognac (just wait until you reach your destination).
Capricorn
Capricorns, it feels like your favorite car is dreaming of racing this week. Just do not arrange competitions on the streets of your city - patrolmen are a dime a dozen now, again they have some kind of raid there, or the President of America personally granted us. Better to walk your iron friend outside the city - no traffic jams, no inspectors, shake yourself on bumps and potholes, rolling in a corn or sunflower field. Get some fresh air at the same time. And then you look, and the professors of ufology will run in to find out what kind of strange traces have formed in the fields?
Aquarius
Aquarians, many drivers believe that cars have a soul. In these days of August, you will see that your car also has character, and not always great.If you get behind the wheel without getting enough sleep, and even hungry, then the car gets angry and growls like a tractor. And if a smile does not leave your face on a trip, then the car flies like a bird and ignores any potholes on the asphalt. In general, the conclusion is this - love and take care of your iron comrade, and he will definitely reciprocate you. Yes, the stars almost forgot to wish: let the green light be on for you all week, and stop by at the service station just to say hello to your friends.
Fish
Pisces, this week is perfect for long journeys. It is advisable to gather a large company so that it is not so boring. "Europa Plus" and "Chanson", of course, rule, but sometimes it happens, and they get bored, let the fellow travelers mutter different stories better. And you turn the steering wheel, just sometimes look at the gesticulating children in blue uniforms and capes of a poisonous salad color - they obviously want something, maybe they dream of talking with you about the weather, or politics? And do not forget about the parking rules - tow trucks are raging these days - probably, for each car they take away they are paid a solid bonus.
