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- Auto horoscope from 24 to 30 April
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
For a real motorist, any road is a joy, and, of course, a real driver is not afraid of any weather conditions. And let the good weather forecasters frighten us with wet snowfall and squally wind - this spring week will be fun for all drivers. What can we say - those who were born with a steering wheel in their little hands and in a shirt smeared with fuel oil know that the angrier the traffic cops, the more winding the track, the more interesting the path will be. In general, the stars wave their rays to us and illuminate the road - a happy journey, and may these April days be remembered only for pleasant events. Moreover, the week will begin from the birthday of the soda - we drink cola and tarragon and happily go about our business.
Auto horoscope from April 24 to 30
Aries
Aries, the steering wheel is spinning, the wheels are spinning - what else does a car enthusiast need to be happy? Well, of course, cheerful and cheerful fellow travelers, but this will not be the case. You will have both old laughing ladies and younger passengers too (it even worked out in rhyme). This week you can pick up everyone who you like, but don't stop near the sad traffic cops - the guys are starving, they will still drink all the gas in the car, and they will want to taste your brain (they can do it). The stars will give advice to you and your iron friend - not to seek adventure in the trunk, but to go straight to the country. Mosquitoes do not like cars, and they will not look at you either - there are so many vacationers, there is enough food.
Taurus
Taurus, this spring week you will often remember a song where the singer looked back at the girl to see if she had looked back at him ... well, something like that. Ask why? Everyone is staring at your car as if it were from another planet. Maybe it's true that something is wrong with your iron horse. What if she has five wheels, or three windshield wipers, or is a hippopotamus peeping out of the car window? In fact, everything is simple - the car looks like it’s just from the store, all so clean, fresh and shiny, it’s dear to look at. But do not be arrogant, otherwise you will drive into a puddle (yes, yes, the one that does not dry out either in winter or in summer).
Twins
Gemini, the stars are singing: eh, a traffic cop, a baton and a uniform - how else do road guards differ from other people? Is that exorbitant greed, but the patrol guys are different. There are those who will give up their last cap - just imagine, this is quite possible. After all, the day of astronomy is celebrated on the week - so the traffic cops are trying, hoping that the stars will notice them and reward them with a prize, or heavenly manna. In general, steer and press on the gas - the roads have been cleared especially for your iron horse so that summer horseshoes do not get dirty. But skip the reckless drivers, remembering the main rule of competent drivers - DDD (give way to the fool).
Crayfish
Cancer, the last week of April will be memorable, especially for those drivers who were born under your constellation. The roads are full of jokes and wonders, and even on the side of the road there are many interesting things. Either grandmothers with seedlings, then fishermen with pikes and catfish - but these are trifles. But when you see an enthusiastic crowd blocking the traffic, immediately turn back - fans of Zhirinovsky are celebrating his anniversary, and they are unlikely to leave the road until evening (but you can stop and congratulate the guys on the idol's birthday). Better yet, go out of town, give yourself and your iron horse a rest - like ordinary animals with a mane, it dreams of frolicking on green grass and swimming in a stream.
A lion
Leo, hold the steering wheel tighter - there are so many funny situations expected this week that it will be difficult to remain calm. If you want to have fun, stop and laugh heartily, most importantly, away from the traffic police post - the patrol guys are not laughing these days. Traffic cops now and then stop strange drivers driving around on dog and cat sleds, although it's surprising, because at the end of April, the international day of the veterinarian. Grateful animals are ready to ride drunk doctors even until Sunday. It’s good that the cows were not harnessed, otherwise the utilities would also have more work. And clean up in the trunk - soon to the dacha, and there is nowhere to put the seedlings.
Virgo
Virgo, there can only be better roads than roads on which you have not yet driven - this is exactly what your car thinks, and strives to rush off to unfamiliar tracks. Pedestrians this week will come across strange: for example, a lady in a bunny costume, who crosses the road and still has time to hum: I am your hare, or something like that. Do not twist it at the temple, this is probably a Kirkorov fan, because Philip has a holiday at the end of the week. In general, these days of April it is better to move around in the dark - there are blessings on the roads, there are only corks from bottles, and it doesn't even smell of traffic cops (although the patrolmen have no smell at all and can also be invisible).
Scales
Scorpion
Scorpios have their own laws on the roads, and the stars mean not only traffic rules. There are even onlookers on the highways, and these are not traffic cops. This week, drivers will believe in mysticism - guardian angels flutter and punish the reckless drivers (irresponsible drivers will either lower the wheel, then the wipers will fall off, then the gasoline will run out). But you do not need to worry - wake you up at night, and you will recite all the rules by heart. By the way, do not brake abruptly near the guys in plaid skirts - the Scots are celebrating whiskey day, and they are shy people (however, it is not clear why the guys hang out on our roads, and even with bottles - maybe they hope to pay for the taxi with the help of alcohol? ).
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, the stars accidentally overheard the debate of the deputies - politicians think that it is time to lift the ban on the sale of alcohol in shops at gas stations. Oh, and we'll live again, sellers rub their hands happily, but the opinions of the drivers were divided. Someone is afraid that he will not stand up and drink beer right at the gas station - and then there is a violation of the rules, and a trip out of town instead of a garage, and so on, and so on. But you are known for your adherence to principles - this week you can offer you even a box of free cognac, you won't even blink an eye. Still, with a machine like yours, you don't need any entertainment - everything is in the cabin. The dog nods, the passengers mutter, the radio sings - roll for yourself and don't think about stupid laws.
Capricorn
Capricorns, these April days there is peace and blessing on the roads, at least on the roads you drive, the situation is just like that. Do not forget to wipe the license plates with a clean cloth - they have a holiday this week (the birthday of the license plates happened over a hundred years ago in New York). And rejoice that the numbers are securely fastened, because before that they just didn’t come up with anything, and even tied them with leather belts. On these spring days, you will meet many unusual traffic cops - some have green bushes of seedlings on their hats, others have seedlings sticking out of their pockets. Surely, the old women were stopped by mistake on Zhiguli or Zaporozhets, so they raged.
Aquarius
Aquarius, the week will be strange and mysterious - try not to be surprised at anything and have a conversation with your iron horse so as not to kick up. Even if you encounter a crowd of doctors with syringes, keep calm (worldwide immunization, what can you do). Seal the windows, attach the curtains and pretend that there is no one in the cabin - the car is terribly afraid of injections. Or even stay at home and hide the car in a safe garage - only cats and friends can get there.But with them, you will find something to talk about, unless, of course, your friends do not work in the health sector, and do not look in the morning: "Living is great."
Fish
Pisces, this week you will say thank you to fate for once driving your favorite car - you have perfect mutual understanding. Watch the road and watch out for pedestrian crossings. Everywhere there are a lot of pink-cheeked babies - well, everything is clear, the children celebrate their birthday with diapers. Mothers cheerfully carry children and swing diapers, and happy grandmothers carry strollers in which the seedlings are comfortably settled. The end of April will please not only the dry road, but flies will appear along with the warm weather. You do not need to spray with dichlorvos in the cabin, you can just draw spiders on the glass - it will suddenly help, the main thing is that traffic cops with phobias do not get caught.
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